+ I’m tired and I’ve not slept much in the last two days.
+ I wish cell phones were never invented.
+ I cannot believe anyone would buy something called “iPad”.
+ Code Red Mountain Dew!
+ ZDP-189 = the stuff.
+ “Shit My Dad Says” is a good book.
+ I’ve always had good luck with HP Printers.
+ I smashed my iPod with a 5 lb. sledgehammer. On purpose.
+ Multitasking is total bullshit for humans.
+ We are still in Iraq and Afghanistan? Fuck.
+ Nobody should ever use terms like “team building” or “synergy”. What….are you fucking drunk?
+ Greed will kill this planet.
+ I will stock up on incandescent bulbs. CPF bulbs are too “cold” and they will never be the same.
+ More people should read, and turn off the TV.
+ Animals are wonderful.
+ Quantity time with your kids is way better than quality time.